Do you hate food blogs? If not, then you'll probably know by now that Mishkin's is a faux-Jewish deli in Covent Garden. It's another from messrs Norman and Beatty — aka the brainz behind Spuntino and the various Polpos. These two know how to garner cool credits and make their ventures the places to be
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Mercifully, you can book at Mishkin's. We arrived early for our Saturday dinner and ordered cocktails from the haircuts behind the bar — cucumber martini and elderflower bumcheek or something. Sorry, it was called Ezra's Green Rose. That was the nicer of the two - the cucumber martini was a bit too much like sipping ethanol from the school science lab.
The waitress was a kindly bundle of denim. She walked us through a menu that acts as a gentle intro to the linguistics of Jewish comfort fare. It's darker than a rabbi's kippah inside but we squinted hard, ordered and took in what we could of the decor.
Imagine a Vegas casino with a 70s New York deli theme. Unlikely, yes, but if it happened Mishkin's would be what you get, minus the slot machines and bright lights. In fact any light. It's a designer's considered take on down-at-heel. The restrain makes for a homely environment—perhaps best suited to a rainy, hungover Sunday.
Those sore heads would appreciate the stodge-packed menu. Ruebens, salt-beef bagels, knishes (pie), meat loaf and meat balls sit alongside all-day brunch options. Our lamb and pistachio 'balls weren't overly reminiscent of their constituents but were good nonetheless. The runny egg snuggled up in our meatloaf raised a smile and the matzo ball soup was a cute piece of nostalgia.
Charging £2 for a few slices of gherkin—or half sours—seemed churlish, and the aforementioned cocktails added £15 to our bill. There's a sense you're paying to experience this unfashionable cuisine in a 'safe' environment, when a trip to Golder's Green could give you authenticity for two–thirds less, but whaddyagonnado.
If you book Mishkin's for 4 or less, try asking for the booth - a cosy alcove decked out in wood that partitions you from your fellow hipsters.